late clarification.

last post I proudly annouced that I read 80-90% of a newspaper, (if you couldn't detect the pride in my writing, then you need to get a literary tone detector) (I think they sell them at sharper image) and I forgot  to mention the reason for my pride.  When I usually get a newspaper in my hands, I first go to the comics.  Get Fuzzy and F-Minus and a few others.  Then the Dave Barry column.  When they stopped that column in the Arizona Republic (family newspaper), I replaced that tradition with a moment of silence for Dave Barry.  Then I head to the part of the newspaper where they have famous people's birthdays.  I then usually get distracted by something else, mostly food.  A few hours later, if we haven't recycled the newspaper, I read a few serious articles, then I recycle the newspaper and get all the glory for recycling and saving the world. 

that is why reading 80-90% of a newspaper (especially one that doesn't have comics)(only political cartoons. bleh.) is a big deal to me. 

I will never do it again.